Schrockstar § Galaxy of Stars

It almost seemed like we were beginning to lose a lil bit of luster there, what- with it being a whole 2 years since the (non-sports-related) spotlight was last shone on Indianapolis . But alas, another survey says that Naptown is the most affordable place to live in America. Lucky me!

The fastest thrower in baseball was officially named the Cincinnati Reds' closer on May 20th, the day of our our Lord Sun. After 28 innings thus far, he still hasn't allowed an earned run, only 9 walks, 50 Ks, a .57 WHIP, 5 saves and a perfect 4-0 record. Meet Aroldis Chapman.