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no Thesaurus, Wiki is the source for Lazarus

Repeat headline 3x fast I want to name the new mutt Lazarus, but I need to do some research. Join me... What does it sound like when I call his name? Will he be mistaken when I casually say the word 'thesaurus'? Also, what's the source* of this name, other than the apparel department store? Turns out a younger version of me once knew of this Lazarus fella whilst LEARNING on a Sunday morning (as opposed to... well, ya know). Wiki tells me Jesus 'rescued' him from the dead (medical term: ROSC) Things Wiki teaches us: 1. Jesus needed a bathroom break (I would too if I did a GIS for "the source") 2. I bet Lazarus' frat buddies called him Laz the Spaz. 3. Guardian to Castle (aka Red Cape) is less than pleased, probably because his Ho a Zombie-lover 4. Skulls were copious in 7 B.C. 5. I shall choose a different doggy name

Kiss Me, I'm Irish

Except 47 is not the # for men who do this: Domers in the League: QB Carlyle Holiday RB Julius Jones RB Tony Fisher FB Marc Edwards WR Arnaz Battle WR David Givens WR Maurice Stovall WR Matt Shelton TE Anthony Fasano T Luke Petitgout T Mike Rosenthal T Mike Gandy G Dan Stevenson G Sean Mahan C Jeff Faine DT Anthony Weaver DT Bryant Young DE Grant Irons DE Justin Tuck DE Bert Berry MLB Rocky Boiman MLB Mike Goolsby OLB Courtney Watson OLB Cory Mays CB Bobby Taylor CB Allen Rossum CB Jeff Burris CB Vontez Duff FS Jarious Jackson FS Glenn Earl SS Gerome Sapp SS Abram Elam P Hunter Smith K John Carney Let's see how they perform on Madden'07! Speaking of Madden and Notre Dame players... Prone to the Madden Curse? 1999 - 2-time Comeback Player of the Year winner ('95 & '01) Garrison Hearst twists ankle first play of scrimmage 2000 - '88 Heisman winner, '98 NFL MVP, Barry Sanders/Dorsey Levens (Sanders retired) 2001 - '95 Heisman, fresh off Superbowl XXXiV lo

MNF double-domer

The G.I.N. Bucket Consecutive weekends of IU tailgating should have me thoroughly drained but I'm still wanting more like Charlie wants food. "Where's my pie?" Thank You, NFL, for the header² tonight. 'Hands' Tirico & Co I'm glued to lately, because I likey IU's future

Now that's Manning-Up

I'm Serious I only lie to my girl